teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

tails804:

tomatograffiti:

vulturer:

and then finally

pizza:

me finding posts that mention pizza

feelxings:

I didn’t want

this kind of

football…

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

milesjai:

askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for you

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool